🐕 PRINCE’S RETIREMENT PARADE – MANDATORY COMMUNITY EVENT 🐕
Issued by: EMWV HOA Security K-9 Division
Date: May 31, 2025
Event Type: MANDATORY COMMUNITY CELEBRATION
All residents are required to attend the retirement celebration for our beloved K-9 unit, Prince. After 7 years of dedicated service protecting our community from unauthorized content creation and emotional support animal violations, Prince is hanging up his badge.
🎉 EVENT DETAILS
Date: May 31, 2025
Time: 2:00 PM – 4:00 PM
Location: Kill Devil Hills, NC
Dress Code: Patriotic attire mandatory
📋 MANDATORY PARTICIPATION
All residents must:
- Attend the full 2-hour ceremony
- Bring a patriotic-themed gift for Prince
- Participate in the “21 Treat Salute”
- Sign the community retirement card
- Contribute to Prince’s retirement fund ($25 minimum)
🎖️ PRINCE’S DISTINGUISHED SERVICE RECORD
- ✅ 247 unauthorized content violations detected
- ✅ 156 emotional support animal citations issued
- ✅ 89 wind chime noise complaints investigated
- ✅ 12 unlicensed lemonade stands shut down
- ✅ 3 alligator encounters successfully managed
🎁 APPROVED RETIREMENT GIFTS
- ✅ Patriotic dog toys
- ✅ American flag bandanas
- ✅ “Third Responder” dog tags
- ✅ HOA-approved treats
- ❌ Any non-patriotic items
- ❌ Items not approved by the HOA
“Prince served with honor, dignity, and an unwavering commitment to community compliance. His retirement is a celebration of all that makes our HOA great.”
RSVP Required: (555) 555-PRINCE
Questions: Contact the K-9 Division at (555) 911-SECURITY
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