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About Our Organization

About EMWV Security

The unofficial, unarmed, but passionately committed security force serving East Mountain West Valley since 2019.

Our Origin

The Incident That Started It All

It began on a quiet Tuesday in 2019. Bob Henderson noticed his neighbor, Frank Mitchell, had left his garage door open for over an hour. Not 47 minutes — over an hour.

Something had to be done. That evening, Bob called his friend Dave Williams, and together, they formed the East Mountain West Valley Security Team. Armed with clipboards, laminated badges, and an unwavering sense of duty, they set out to protect the neighborhood from itself.

"If we don't document it, did it even happen?"
— Bob Henderson, Founder

Key Milestones

2019Organization founded after "The Garage Door Incident"
2020First laminated violation notices distributed
2021Acquired tactical lawn chairs and high-visibility clipboards
2022Tyler Henderson joins as Chief Digital Officer
2023Reached 1,000+ documented violations
2024Launched Christmas Light Synchronization Initiative

Leadership Team

Meet the dedicated individuals who keep your community compliant.

BH

Bob Henderson

Founder & Chief Surveillance Officer

A 27-year resident with an encyclopedic knowledge of HOA bylaws. Known for his "47-minute rule" and tactical clipboard positioning.

DW

Dave Williams

Co-Founder & Head of Field Operations

Former mall security (1987-1989). Specializes in passive-aggressive note composition and twilight patrol routes.

TH

Tyler Henderson

Chief Digital Officer & Webmaster

Bob's nephew. "Borrowed" the company laptop to build this website. Has strong opinions about font kerning.

5+
Years of Service
247
Homes Protected
1,847
Total Citations
24/7
Vigilance

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