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Contact Us
Have a violation to report? A concern to share? We're here to listen, document, and take appropriate clipboard-based action.
Headquarters
Bob Henderson's Garage
Next to the workbench
EMWV Community
Office Hours
By Appointment Only
(Business casual required)
Response Time
Emergency: 2-3 minutes
Standard: 2-4 weeks
Submit a Report
All submissions are reviewed and documented within our standard processing timeframe.
Emergency Protocol
For situations requiring immediate attention (open garage doors exceeding 47 minutes, active lawn parties without notification, etc.), please utilize our rapid response system.
Wave at Bob's house (he's usually watching)
Leave a note under the garage door
Note: For actual emergencies (fire, medical, crime), please contact real emergency services. We are not those.